1. Watch Battlefield Earth, start to finish, and do not laugh. NOT EVEN ONCE. (This is maybe one of the very few Rifftrax that's at least as, and maybe even funnier than the original.) You are allowed to choke on your popcorn though.
2. Click the link and do nothing for two minutes. (If you succeed, you win the Internet. Also, The Other Game.)
3. On one day this weekend (Saturday or Sunday, your pick) go the whole day without saying *anything* at all. Very tough as it's easy to accidentally say something to yourself. Alternate rules: Go the entire day without saying the letter E.
EXTRA BONUS CHALLEGE®:
4. Start a fake Twitter feed, see how many people you can get following in a week. Rules: Fictional character. Doo-gooder or wimp. Jazz them up with a bit of DNA from Insanity Wolf or Mr. T. Something like @InsaneBettyWhite, @MeanDrunkMightyMouse, or @BadAssMrWhipple.
BEHOLD WHAT I HAVE WROUGHT!!
|I pity the fool who squeezes the Charmin.|