tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9627486708767644942024-02-22T08:42:04.663-08:00CUE EXPLOSIONSI fly motorcycles away from explosions. These are my stories. Sometimes they're funny.crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.comBlogger70125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-81496384751497037712011-08-19T12:34:00.000-07:002011-08-19T12:42:23.300-07:00My "workspace"I'm always on the lookout for the perfect laptop bag, you know? One that holds *just* the right amount of stuff *just* the right way, with *just* enough extra room for whatever. This one's not bad, it's a carrying case for a PS2 Slim. It's just about the right size for my 10" netbook and my small Wacom Bamboo, plus misc. and sundry accessories. I scored it at a Goodwill for $8 I think, and when I got it home I found a COA for Windows XP MCE inside, pretty cool! I used the COA to upgrade my net-top at home from XP Home.<br />
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Anyways, this is all the stuff I manage to fit inside and carry around every day for "working" (browsing, drawing, gaming, etc.) See if you can name them all!<br />
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crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-24001706075860099862011-08-19T12:05:00.000-07:002011-08-19T12:05:02.585-07:00Hey, that's me!They finally went and put me on a note pad!<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I'll call it... the "crash pad"</td></tr>
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crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-74551633070509853382011-08-19T11:59:00.000-07:002011-08-19T11:59:35.515-07:00The Room: Calculator EditionMy adaptation of Tommy Wiseau's <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room_(film)">The Room</a> onto a calculator.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">oh hi, calculator</td></tr>
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crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-46546777656280059222011-08-08T15:20:00.000-07:002011-08-08T15:20:28.199-07:00**UPDATES UPDATES UPDATES**SO. When I first set up my blog(s) I really didn't know much about what I'd be doing. Now that a couple months have passed and I'm so much older and wiser and something something etc., I'm kind of focusing more on drawing and less on whatever this one is for, and not at all on my writing blog and art project blog and whatever. I guess I'm kind of going to leave this one up, but I'll probably mostly forget about it and most of the action will be over on my Tumblr. I did have fun setting this one up and kind of figuring things out and writing stuff and putting up photos, so there's that. I even got one dude following me! Hi, dude! I'm waving at you! I might still post stuff here, who knows. Anyways just letting everybody(?) know.crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-69372108589387727692011-08-08T13:53:00.000-07:002011-08-08T15:11:47.347-07:00very classyHere are some bathroom-use instructions I found at a place I was filling in at a couple weeks ago. I really enjoy how they spruced up "ASS" with the dollar signs. Out of modesty? Hmm.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">A$$ GASKET/POOP NEST</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">hard to do the calculations without the formula though</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">those Advanced Flushing courses finally pay off</td></tr>
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crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-40584296597056398602011-08-08T13:15:00.000-07:002011-08-08T13:15:51.905-07:00workplace graffitiI love workplace whiteboard doodles. This isn't mine, but just look at it.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">look at it</td></tr>
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crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-82078087613167400732011-08-08T12:13:00.000-07:002011-08-08T12:13:54.441-07:00CENSORSHIPWell, the other week I was finally back at the place with the <a href="http://crashsuit.blogspot.com/2011/06/boogers.html">bathroom booger art</a> and somebody'd finally had enough. Was it too gross? Too awesome? We'll never know. RIP, you poor boogers.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">scene of the crime</td></tr>
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crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-4013160405636024782011-08-02T21:55:00.000-07:002011-08-02T21:55:11.550-07:0040-TON DUMP<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">THAT'S A LOT OF DUMP</td></tr>
</tbody></table>crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-18421452903123471672011-07-25T15:31:00.000-07:002011-07-25T15:31:01.885-07:00Trying on sunglasses<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">how do they look</td></tr>
</tbody></table>crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-46146380067264635222011-07-18T15:33:00.000-07:002011-07-18T15:33:06.468-07:00Apple Bag Handle<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">:|</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I "promise"</td></tr>
</tbody></table>crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-23923868062697734302011-07-15T15:53:00.000-07:002011-07-15T16:00:56.952-07:00Sonic Kids Meal toys<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">hey, these are pretty cute</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">wait, wait, this isn't right at all</td></tr>
</tbody></table>crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-54685820022404966242011-07-15T12:29:00.000-07:002011-07-15T16:00:04.915-07:00Happy Camper<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">cheeeese</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">submitted without comment</td></tr>
</tbody></table>crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-83553554257886701002011-07-04T20:48:00.000-07:002011-07-04T20:48:53.316-07:00Comedy DefinedOver on Twitter the other day, <a href="http://johnmartz.com/">John Martz</a> observed <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/johnmartz/status/86941034348687361)">Comedy = Tragedy + Fart</a>. Is he right? What do YOU, THE VIEWER think?<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">*BRAAAAP*</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">*FLRBBT*</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">*THBTBT*</td></tr>
</tbody></table>crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-80210242628804992702011-07-04T16:17:00.000-07:002011-07-04T16:17:51.202-07:00Dept of Corrections (pt 3)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>People are just messing stuff up left and right, oh well! More work for me. This time, it's about Valve's Portal 2 <a href="http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=cp201">Three Turret Moon shirt</a>. It's a play off the notorious <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A">three-wolf moon shirt</a> on Amazon. <a href="http://sentfromthemoon.com/">Kiala</a> was talking about the Valve one over on Twitter the other day, and after thinking about it for a bit, I decided the originals weren't "space-y" enough. Et voila, another crashterpieceâ„¢.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">the original</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Valve's version</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">with 100% more SPAAAACE</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I punched up the original for good measure</td></tr>
</tbody></table>crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-10410821110265401092011-07-04T16:05:00.000-07:002011-07-04T17:25:39.870-07:00Dept of Corrections (pt 2)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>I've <a href="http://twitpic.com/5ivsot">been busy</a> editing <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/guyendorekaiser">Guy</a>'s comics over on <a href="http://cdn.svcs.c2.uclick.com/c2/6840fb607dde012ee3c400163e41dd5b?width=450.0">Twitpic</a>.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">original</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">this is how my brain works</td></tr>
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<div style="text-align: left;"></div>crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-31199690438601648852011-06-20T09:02:00.000-07:002011-06-20T11:17:16.976-07:00Dept of CorrectionsThe other day, The Oregonian <a href="http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2011/06/portland_commissioner_nick_fis_1.html">ran an article</a> about Commisioner Nick Fish and some kind of affordable-housing plan for Portland. The article had the wrong photo and a couple typos, but I fixed all that for them.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">also, two more pebble colors</td></tr>
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</div>crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-82666594295984552462011-06-20T08:57:00.000-07:002011-06-20T21:46:32.078-07:00OMG E.T.E.T., is that... is that you??<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">ooouuuuuuch</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">f. 1 - a collaborative work</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">f. 2 - a work in progress, apparently</td></tr>
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</div>crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-87311481013488914152011-06-08T12:03:00.000-07:002011-06-14T15:17:06.349-07:00Ruh-roh, more CAPTCHArt<div style="text-align: left;">Have to click through for full version again. Blogger's goofy like that.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div>crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-84161394165999830742011-06-07T14:27:00.000-07:002011-06-14T15:13:13.530-07:00I CAPTCHArtedThis one might only be funny for fans of both CAPTCHArt and Vampire Diaries. What do YOU, THE VIEWER think?<br />
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P.S. It's too big for Blogger to show full-size, sorry. You have to get off your lazy butt and click the mouse on the picture to see it full-sized.<br />
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P.P.S. I've never seen Vampire Diaries before, but I still feel like I probably nailed it.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">B. Y. O. M.</td></tr>
</tbody></table>crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-22426047096994534062011-05-27T21:25:00.000-07:002011-05-27T21:25:36.707-07:00Monster, Inc.There is a monster in my house. It's really just the elliptical exercise machine, but for how strongly I avoid it, might as well be a crazy monster.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">raaar</td></tr>
</tbody></table>crashsuithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06386418544699327695noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962748670876764494.post-56410109263107458612011-05-23T15:49:00.000-07:002011-05-23T15:57:56.181-07:00Xtreme PettingThese guys had me at "pet a live shark." They don't even need anything else really.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">touch and feel <i>the hell</i> out of that mother</td></tr>
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