My "workspace"

I'm always on the lookout for the perfect laptop bag, you know? One that holds *just* the right amount of stuff *just* the right way, with *just* enough extra room for whatever. This one's not bad, it's a carrying case for a PS2 Slim. It's just about the right size for my 10" netbook and my small Wacom Bamboo, plus misc. and sundry accessories. I scored it at a Goodwill for $8 I think, and when I got it home I found a COA for Windows XP MCE inside, pretty cool! I used the COA to upgrade my net-top at home from XP Home.

Anyways, this is all the stuff I manage to fit inside and carry around every day for "working" (browsing, drawing, gaming, etc.) See if you can name them all!

Hey, that's me!

They finally went and put me on a note pad!

I'll call it... the "crash pad"

The Room: Calculator Edition

My adaptation of Tommy Wiseau's The Room onto a calculator.

oh hi, calculator

very classy

Here are some bathroom-use instructions I found at a place I was filling in at a couple weeks ago.  I really enjoy how they spruced up "ASS" with the dollar signs.  Out of modesty?  Hmm.

A$$ GASKET/POOP NEST

hard to do the calculations without the formula though

those Advanced Flushing courses finally pay off

workplace graffiti

I love workplace whiteboard doodles. This isn't mine, but just look at it.

look at it

CENSORSHIP

Well, the other week I was finally back at the place with the bathroom booger art and somebody'd finally had enough. Was it too gross? Too awesome? We'll never know. RIP, you poor boogers.

scene of the crime

40-TON DUMP

THAT'S A LOT OF DUMP

Trying on sunglasses

how do they look

Apple Bag Handle

:|

"Okay" I "won't"

I "promise"

Sonic Kids Meal toys

hey, these are pretty cute

wait, wait, this isn't right at all

Happy Camper

cheeeese

Get Stick Get Fun

submitted without comment

Comedy Defined

Over on Twitter the other day, John Martz observed Comedy = Tragedy + Fart.  Is he right?  What do YOU, THE VIEWER think?

*BRAAAAP*

*FLRBBT*

*THBTBT*

Dept of Corrections

The other day, The Oregonian ran an article about Commisioner Nick Fish and some kind of affordable-housing plan for Portland.  The article had the wrong photo and a couple typos, but I fixed all that for them.

also, two more pebble colors

OMG E.T.

E.T., is that... is that you??

ooouuuuuuch

Ruh-roh, more CAPTCHArt

Have to click through for full version again.  Blogger's goofy like that.

I CAPTCHArted

This one might only be funny for fans of both CAPTCHArt and Vampire Diaries.  What do YOU, THE VIEWER think?

P.S. It's too big for Blogger to show full-size, sorry.  You have to get off your lazy butt and click the mouse on the picture to see it full-sized.

P.P.S. I've never seen Vampire Diaries before, but I still feel like I probably nailed it.

Monster, Inc.

There is a monster in my house.  It's really just the elliptical exercise machine, but for how strongly I avoid it, might as well be a crazy monster.

raaar

Xtreme Petting

These guys had me at "pet a live shark."  They don't even need anything else really.

touch and feel the hell out of that mother