My "workspace"

I'm always on the lookout for the perfect laptop bag, you know? One that holds *just* the right amount of stuff *just* the right way, with *just* enough extra room for whatever. This one's not bad, it's a carrying case for a PS2 Slim. It's just about the right size for my 10" netbook and my small Wacom Bamboo, plus misc. and sundry accessories. I scored it at a Goodwill for $8 I think, and when I got it home I found a COA for Windows XP MCE inside, pretty cool! I used the COA to upgrade my net-top at home from XP Home.

Anyways, this is all the stuff I manage to fit inside and carry around every day for "working" (browsing, drawing, gaming, etc.) See if you can name them all!

Hey, that's me!

They finally went and put me on a note pad!

I'll call it... the "crash pad"

The Room: Calculator Edition

My adaptation of Tommy Wiseau's The Room onto a calculator.

oh hi, calculator

**UPDATES UPDATES UPDATES**

SO.  When I first set up my blog(s) I really didn't know much about what I'd be doing.  Now that a couple months have passed and I'm so much older and wiser and something something etc., I'm kind of focusing more on drawing and less on whatever this one is for, and not at all on my writing blog and art project blog and whatever.  I guess I'm kind of going to leave this one up, but I'll probably mostly forget about it and most of the action will be over on my Tumblr.  I did have fun setting this one up and kind of figuring things out and writing stuff and putting up photos, so there's that.  I even got one dude following me!  Hi, dude!  I'm waving at you!  I might still post stuff here, who knows.  Anyways just letting everybody(?) know.

very classy

Here are some bathroom-use instructions I found at a place I was filling in at a couple weeks ago.  I really enjoy how they spruced up "ASS" with the dollar signs.  Out of modesty?  Hmm.

A$$ GASKET/POOP NEST

hard to do the calculations without the formula though

those Advanced Flushing courses finally pay off

workplace graffiti

I love workplace whiteboard doodles. This isn't mine, but just look at it.

look at it

CENSORSHIP

Well, the other week I was finally back at the place with the bathroom booger art and somebody'd finally had enough. Was it too gross? Too awesome? We'll never know. RIP, you poor boogers.

scene of the crime

40-TON DUMP

THAT'S A LOT OF DUMP

Trying on sunglasses

how do they look

Apple Bag Handle

:|

"Okay" I "won't"

I "promise"

Sonic Kids Meal toys

hey, these are pretty cute

wait, wait, this isn't right at all

Happy Camper

cheeeese

Get Stick Get Fun

submitted without comment

Comedy Defined

Over on Twitter the other day, John Martz observed Comedy = Tragedy + Fart.  Is he right?  What do YOU, THE VIEWER think?

*BRAAAAP*

*FLRBBT*

*THBTBT*

Dept of Corrections (pt 3)

People are just messing stuff up left and right, oh well!  More work for me.  This time, it's about Valve's Portal 2 Three Turret Moon shirt.  It's a play off the notorious three-wolf moon shirt on Amazon.  Kiala was talking about the Valve one over on Twitter the other day, and after thinking about it for a bit, I decided the originals weren't "space-y" enough.  Et voila, another crashterpiece™.

the original

Valve's version

with 100% more SPAAAACE

I punched up the original for good measure

Dept of Corrections (pt 2)

I've been busy editing Guy's comics over on Twitpic.

original

this is how my brain works

Dept of Corrections

The other day, The Oregonian ran an article about Commisioner Nick Fish and some kind of affordable-housing plan for Portland.  The article had the wrong photo and a couple typos, but I fixed all that for them.

also, two more pebble colors

OMG E.T.

E.T., is that... is that you??

ooouuuuuuch

Boogers

Step 1:  Some gross person puts boogers in a bathroom stall.

Step 2:  I see the boogers.

Step 3:  A little paper and tape later, there are no longer boogers in the stall.  Instead, there is Art. (f. 1)

Step 4:  I come back a week later, and there are MORE BOOGERS. (f. 2)

f. 1 - a collaborative work

f. 2 - a work in progress, apparently